My boy

I am a mutant. But aren't we all. My deformities are very specific and unique. But aren't yours too?

Firstly, the second toe on my right foot is wickedly bent. Just that one toe. It works fine, for walking and for fishing.

Secondly, my right ear is higher than the left and sticks out more. It reminds me every morning when I look in the mirror. I look at myself, and my ear says "Good morning freak!"

Thirdly, my thumbs are double jointed. Not my fingers, just the thumbs. They can bend backwards nearly 90 degrees. Good for massages actually, we all like this deformity.

Fourthly, my right arm is 2cm longer than my left. Good for nothing at all. Except reaching things a bit higher.

Fifthly, My canine teeth are really like a canine. All pointy and shit. Like a vampire! No! I am a vampire! I've come to suuuck your blooood!

Lastly, most bizarrely, and yet most cool, I have extra cartilage or something growing on my bottom left rib. It pokes out like I'm growing an alien love child (shhhh!). But why is this cool?

My son has the same thing. Awesome.