I don't facking heart u
If I read "I heart you" one more fucking time, I'm going to go mental.
I think if I actually heard someone say it, in person, I'd stab them in the heart.
With a really sharp stick.
Dipped in poison.
Twenty eight times.
Then push them in front of a bus.
A really big one.
Driven by Sandra Bullock.
So there.
5 comments:
Ditto that.
Ouch. I think I felt a dagger piercing my heart. You must have really got shirty about my Letterman post then!
I hate the word 'meme' and 'hilare' if that's any consolation.
but...
I heart you...!
:P
amanda - cred to you
aj - I don't mind hilare so much. "Dagger" and "heart" reminds me of yet another old INXS song. saweet.
hen - aw!gosh!shucks! It's Halloween, not Valentine's!
Aj you hate hilare? I abbrev EVERYTHING. Or like, 90 percent of words two syllables or greater. It's harder to do through text though. If you ever talk to me IRL you'll def notice that "ious" sound is excessive. Dinner is delish. Funny things are often ridic.
Also. I heart you is FUN TO SAY. And to write. Mostly, fun to say. SO THERE.
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