Todays News

So, what's made news this week, and what do I think......

Equine Influenza
I couldn't give a rats about horse racing. It's a blight on our society. It's dull and pointless. Australia's 5th largest industry is one that exists because people gamble over how fast a horse can run. Get a life people.

Hewitt crashes out of US Open
So what's new. He's a hack and should retire.

Joey Johns took drugs
Um... yeah. Hands up who didn't know? Hands up who really cares?

David Koch named father of the year
Are you fucking kidding me? That dickhead? Gimme a break!

Wall st rallies on comments from Bush and Bernanke
Bernanke I can believe. Bush, yeah right. Are you meaning to tell me that after all the shit that this man has done and lied about, that the market are going to react to his reassurances about the economy? Laugh? I almost did!

Bush renews support for Howard
I'm again less likely to vote Liberal. Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge! I'm tryin' not to lose my head!

Nathan Deakes wins gold in 50km walk
Great. That's two now. I think all we had to do in these championships was to stop falling over. Didn't it seem that way at the start of the week? Or in case of the walk, all you have to do is not run and get DQ. Not up there with horse racing, but nearly as pointless.

Tigers still in with a finals chance
..... if the Broncos lose by 102 points

Anniversaries
Ten years since Diana and one year since Steve Irwin and Brocky.
:-(

Baggy pants
Atlanta are considering introducing a ban on clothes that exposes underwear in public. I don't know what to say really. Bizarre.