Rehab

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no" - Amy Winehouse

According to Wikipedia, there shiteloads of different types of rehab.
Here's some more I reckon there should be.....

Yeah-Yeah Rehab : For the non-hirsute.

Road-Rage Rehab : For those who get smashed in the face for cutting me off in traffic.

WorkChoices Rehab : For those fucked in the arse by Johnny's IR laws.

ACTU Rehab : For those soon to be fucked in the arse by Ruddy's IR laws.

Back-Door-Benny Rehab : For everyone else who's been fucked in the arse by the law.

Literary Rehab : If you needed to look up what hirsute means.

Blog Rehab : Where ciscobaby is.

Jitters Rehab : If there's too much coffee (too much caaawfey!)

Tigers Rehab : If you don't know who Back-Door-Benny is

Nymphomaniac Rehab : email me ;-)

Self Rehab: So I can "get over myself."

Any more? What rehab do you need?