Plagiarism

I hope you hate this post. I already regret what I'm about to do. But I promised myself to sometimes go with my gut. Every now and then. Reading another blog today I was hurt-by-something-somebody-said-before-I-understood-it-wasn't-directed-at-me. But I'll react anyway, what the fuck. Thanks for this little gem for inspiration. (No, will you fuck off already). I don't mind if you don't reply swirly girl, I know you've read it anyway. :-)

Dear Single People,

Will you fuck off already?

I don't care about how shit your life is. I don't care about how much of an asshole your ex is. I love the fact that my wife uses my name.

For all that is holy, I know that you are single--YOU WERE THE FUCKING BRIDESMAID! NEVER THE BRIDE! And you were the one that helped my wife pick out the fucking flowers for the wedding! You were the one that choked down my wedding cake you fat pig! You even hit on my uncle behind the stage after the toasts because you didn't want to be the only one not getting laid that night-blah-blah-blah.

You are lonely. We all get it.

All this "My ex-boyfriend" this and (no that's it) that has got to stop. Immediately.

Now find something else of interest and do something constructive with your time like learn to cut foam core or learn about your life--oh wait, I could teach you about your life in one post. Better stick to the foam core thing.

All the best, you assholes,
M

Of course I'm kidding.
It's late and I needed a laugh.
Don't worry, it's not really directed at you.
Really.
Really really.
Was it a bit harsh, over the line? Oh well, flame away.....
I wonder if this post will get me an R-rating now.
It was only PG before.
Shit shit shit shit!

Excuse me, my brain was full.

That's better......